Florence AKA ‘The Jam-eater’ aged 2 1/2 on Eddie AKA Daddy
‘The man who lives with us is called Daddy. He is a man who cooks for us and plays with me and Mammy. We like him and we let him live with us permanently after a successful trial period. Apparently, he also likes Mammy’s massive boobies and to cuddle into them too like I do.
Daddy works in an office and deals with a lot of sweary and angry people. Mammy says he ‘tippy taps’ on something called a computer and earns pennies for my toys. Daddy thinks he is really funny. He is not. ‘
Emma AKA ‘The Wife’ aged 34 on Eddie AKA Husband
‘He’s alright I suppose, bit of a dick but I love him anyway’
Tonks AKA ‘The Cat’ aged 4 on Eddie AKA Daddy
What to expect?
The funny times, the good times, the bad times and all the parts in between – including poo, thats all parents talk about really anyway isn’t it?
isn’t it?….just us then…
Enjoy the ride.